Genius of Marketing

GENIUS OF MARKETING
By Alicia Stavros

Many of you admire Me. As well you should. But some
portion of the universe criticizes Me. No, no, my
fans, do not respond "How dare they! Alicia is the
greatest Marketing Genius of All Time!" Remember, they
criticized Einstein and Jesus, too. Not that I'm
comparing Myself to them. They had flaws.

But back to Me. Some critics accused Me of narcissism.
How best to respond? In Q&A Fashion.

WHAT IS NARCISSISM?
A pattern of traits and behaviors which signify
infatuation and obsession with one's self to the
exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless
pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and
ambition.

I am much too humble for that, obviously.


WHEN DOES IT BEGIN?
The onset of narcissism is in infancy, childhood and
early adolescence. It is commonly attributed to
childhood abuse and trauma inflicted by parents,
authority figures, or even peers.

My childhood was perfect, as am I. Next question.


WHAT TYPE OF NARCISSISTS EXIST?
Narcissists are either "Cerebral" (derive their
narcissistic supply from their intelligence or
academic achievements) - or "Somatic" (derive their
narcissistic supply from their physique, exercise,
physical or sexual prowess and "conquests").

Superior intellect and a great body? Guilty as
charged! But My mind and My body are gifts, available
to all. (Please call for pricing structure.)

I know you are going to thank Me for this letter, and
you are right. You owe me. Your welcome,

Alicia Stavros
Genius of Marketing