CENTURY CABLE ANNOUNCES NEW LATE NIGHT PROGRAM
LOS ANGELES (December 7, 2006) - For Immediate Release
Alicia Stavros, President and CEO of the Stavros Group, will host a new late night show for Hip, Cool People airing weekly on Century Cable Channel 797. "The Stakgold Group" features a roundtable discussion led by Stakgold, named "Coolest Girl" by Faith Popcorn in 1998 at a meeting of interns and assistant shoe designers.
Stakgold will be joined by Jewish Activist Michael Rogers, pet photographer and exotic Dancer Lora Brudniak and Beverly Hills Socialite Kingsbery Kotillion. Stakgold will introduce all topics, ask for very brief comments and will press the taser connected to each seat when the guests speak for more than 10 seconds.
"I wanted to bring the Avatars of Hipness together with Me, the Queen of Cool," said Stakgold at a press conference in front of the Ivy on Robertson. "Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan were busy so I took on these charity cases instead, but with Me in the room, every show is hip, hip, hippy and super-duper cool!"
After being escorted off the Ivy property, Stakgold announced topics for the first show:
- Alissa's shoes - how cool are they?
- Hot Parties - why wasn't Alissa invited?
- The Jews ... enough already!
- Alissa's photos from Europe, so hot!
- Why isn't this latte hot enough? Is this soy foam?
- Enough about your opinion, let's talk about Me!
Stakgold hopes the ratings for this show exceed her other programs such as "Look at My Beamer!", "Celebrity Dressage Challenge" and "Stalking Celebrities in Malibu."
"It's such an honor to be associated with Alissa," said Brudniak between pole dances at Showgirls on Olympic. "She's the Queen of Cool and always in charge of fun! How was that Mistress?"
"You forgot to say how much I changed the world by being a role model of light and forgiveness to millions the world over! Screw up like that again and you'll be selling oranges in August on the I-10 overpass to Riverside!"
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