Happy Holidays

Dearest Friend:


2007 is the year of giving. That is why I refer to 
you as "friend" even though I have much higher social
status than you. Friends of Mine include Kingsbery 
and Carolyn, and you will never replace them for
coolness or cooking skills.

I hope 2006 was a wonderful year for you (please
don't tell Me any of your boring stories) as it
was for Me. I continued to be the Genius of Marketing
for all My clients, proteges, office drones and
assorted hangers-on.

The following may enjoy good wishes for 2006 from Me:
Horsey, Martha Stewart, Kingsbery, Carolyn, Faith
Popcorn, Usher, Ja Rule, Bernie Mac, Bill Curtis
the liquor industry, people who make My Latte
the right way, Blackbery and Shaquille O'Neal.

The following are on my Shit List:

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Schwarznegger, all Republicans,
Michael Rogers, 50% of the Jews, Robin, Topaz, the
BMW dealership, people who make my 
latte the wrong way
way and others who Piss Me Off.

Now enjoy your holidays as you are truly blessed by Me.
In lieu of your calls, I have set up an Alissa Line
for you to call and leave Me a message. When the 
message beeps please talk as long as you want ...
I turned the recorder off and wouldn't dream of listening
to your dull stories.

With Love,

Alicia